(Because departure times are just vibes, right?)

You had a plan.
You made the checklist.
You said, confidently, “Let’s hit the road by 9.”

But now it’s 4:12.
And you’re still arguing about where the hose cap went.

Welcome to RV travel—where leaving “on time” is more dream than deadline.

🕘 The Myth of the 9 AM Departure

Everyone starts with good intentions.
But by the time you:

  • Chase the dog back inside (again)

  • Repack the storage bin that exploded

  • Find the missing charging cable

  • And realize the awning still isn’t fully retracted

…it’s tomorrow. Probably.

📦 What Actually Happens

Let’s break it down:

  • 8:00 AM: “Just finishing coffee. Plenty of time.”

  • 8:45 AM: “Where’s the hose fitting?”

  • 9:30 AM: “We’ll be on the road in five.” (Narrator: They weren’t.)

  • 11:12 AM: “Let’s grab lunch before we leave.”

  • 1:27 PM: “Should we even go today?”

And yet—somehow—this still feels like progress.

🛠 The Usual Suspects Behind the Delay

  • Storage Jenga: You packed it once. It refuses to fit again.

  • Surprise Systems Check: Something now leaks. It didn’t yesterday.

  • Last-Minute Laundry: Because apparently every sock matters.

  • Helpful Neighbor Chat: Which turns into a 45-minute tour of their solar setup.

  • GPS Existential Crisis: “Why does it say turn left into a ravine?”

🧠 Mental Gymnastics at Departure Time

“I know it says 9 AM, but we’re flexible.”
“It’s not about the time, it’s about the journey.”
“We’ll make up time on the road.” (You won’t.)
“We don’t even have to be anywhere…” (Except the site you prepaid for.)

💬 Final Thoughts

Here’s the truth: leaving on time is for people with flights.
RVers? We aim for morning…ish.
And if we miss it entirely? We just adjust the playlist and go anyway.

So no, we didn’t leave at 9.
We left at “whenever everything stopped breaking and someone found the keys.”
And that’s good enough for us.

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